Before we all get started a brief comment:
I’m actually a very funny guy….really. One of the things Leigh likes most about me is my sense of humor. You can use your naughty imagination as to some of the other things I share with her as often as I can, where I can…
See? Risque humor! And there is much, much more where that came from. I consider my ability to make smart ass replies and comments to everyday stimuli one of my best attributes (see “things” comment for other notable attributes)
One thing I hope to accomplish with TDND™ (I really haven’t trademarked the acronym for this blog but it looks cool) is to dispel the persona that seems to permeate the lifestyle. I’m not Men’s Health buff. I do not own any leather that is not in the form of a bomber jacket. The only ink on my person is when I miss putting the cap on a black Sharpie and write the shorthand word for “artichoke” on my palm. I have never been on FetLife, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once. Munch is what I do with tacos, not likeminded people. Slave is what I do at work, not have collared at home, on hand and knees, licking my Reeboks clean.
I’m just a guy. A funny guy. Someone who enjoys bullshitting over a few beers. You’d have a great time with me. Laugh your ass off, most likely.
But make no mistake about it. I drink Leigh’s submission like a possessed demon and squeeze every last fucking drop of it out of her orgasm wracked body when we play. I am not a funny man then. Thats not to say that humorous things don’t happen when we do play. Its not all perfectly edited scenes at a low monthly rate billed to your credit card discretely as “THIS IS NOT PORN LLC”. You’ll see this as we progress…
The one way you’ll best be able to experience me (not like that) is to Follow me on Twitter at @thedomnextdoor or Follow/Like the blog so I can interact with you. You’ll see, and you’ll smile.